Good for me! 19.5 is my favorite number, so yeah.
I swear to god, I hate Comic Sans today, and I do not know why. I wanna smack Smack Jeeves.
(This is a lie. I am actually happy that I am getting stuff out there. It is the shiznit.)
BOBBIE: Some of you may have noticed that this comic has taken a decidedly anti-midget slant.
BOBBIE: Well, originally, Thomas was going to get a dog. But I can't draw dogs.
BOBBIE: Rest assured, midgets can lead full, healthy, and fulfilling lives as circus freaks... or doorstops. Anyway, they're cool.
BOBBIE: Not like Mexicans. Fucking Mexicans.
MEXICAN: Cinco de mayo!
This is another one I really like. Maybe because it is offensive to two different groups. And Mexican Midgets... oh god, I am gonna get myself stabbed someday.
If any of my readers are Mexican midgets, know that this is just fiction. I actually think every Mexican midget I have met/imagined is a cool person and we would end up going for coffee or ice cream or something if you were not an internet person.
So there you go. Remember, I'm not a racist/sizeist? I manage to be a dick in many other ways.
Posted by appealofsoup
@ 19 Nov 2008 01:01 pm