This is a comic about me, my friends, random stuff, sex, drugs, rock and roll, and ducks. It's certainly not R, but there may be, like, a dude-nipple or a few cusses, something like that. Don't let your five-year-old read this comic. This is my advice. If you are five, stop reading right here because it is silly and grown-up. Go read Dick and Jane, or Dr. Seuss, or whatever the hell you guys read.
Hey this is the comic's author's friend who was supposed to update for the week that she was gone ^^'
and i totally forgot about it because videogames turned my brain into mush over the weekend...
yes... it was all their fault..
So in other words, i am a total douchebag and should be punched in the dick COPIOUS times as punishment.
And now i have to beg for forgiveness to her.
Yup. Thomas sent me the comics. The week-long hiatus is over, and I will be posting two a day until the ninth to compensate!
Posted by appealofsoup @ 05 Jan 2009 01:13 pmThomas, you FAIL.
You sent the files to me in some format that my computer does not accept.
I am only discovering this now.
This is why there is no comic.
Get mad at Thomas, everyone!
Hello dudes and ladies! Not feeling my prime today, but you get a ComiKarleena(TM) anyway. Lucky old you.
Anyhow! I am hoping to recieve a whole bunch of views this week. I have also made an executive decision- from now on I'll post the scripts as a comment on the comic. Good job me.
Today's comic is by the fabulous Thomas. You guys really do not know what a rad guy he is. ^_^
I finished the 100th comic today, so you're not getting rid of me any time soon! Good job me!
"MOO! DEAR GOD PLEASE MOO!"
So yeah, here you go. Thomas's boobie comic.
The first strip we have today was done by Karleena. You know, the annoying chick in the stripes.
And yes, I am early. In honour of GUESTRAVAGANZAAAAA I am going to be posting all throughout the week- come and see!
If you have messages for Karleena or Thomas, post on the comics and I'll let them know!
Because don't I put too little work into my comic as it is. Now I'm getting someone else to make them for me. ^_^
PHAIL. QUAIL. PINCH YOUR TAIL.
SCRIPT:
BOBBIE: So... you guys drew these comic strips?
THOMAS: Yep!
KARLEENA: Yup!
BOBBIE: And you want me to put them up on my comic?
THOMAS: Yeah.
KARLEENA: Pretty much.
BOBBIE: Um... ok. Why?
THOMAS: We decided to follow your format of scribbles on looseleaf. Ergo, guest strips.
So there you go. The two other characters get strips. Phillip didn't make one as he is fictional. Ficking fuctional characters.
That was a typo but it was alright. It rocked and you know it.
ALSO- THIS IS AN EDIT.
I have decided to write a musical called "Eunice and Craig." In the end Craig will run off with a gay lover. That is the plot so far. If anyone out there has any ideas for songs or anything, send 'em in.
Good for me! 19.5 is my favorite number, so yeah.
I swear to god, I hate Comic Sans today, and I do not know why. I wanna smack Smack Jeeves.
(This is a lie. I am actually happy that I am getting stuff out there. It is the shiznit.)
SCRIPT
BOBBIE: Some of you may have noticed that this comic has taken a decidedly anti-midget slant.
BOBBIE: Well, originally, Thomas was going to get a dog. But I can't draw dogs.
BOBBIE: Rest assured, midgets can lead full, healthy, and fulfilling lives as circus freaks... or doorstops. Anyway, they're cool.
BOBBIE: Not like Mexicans. Fucking Mexicans.
MEXICAN: Cinco de mayo!
This is another one I really like. Maybe because it is offensive to two different groups. And Mexican Midgets... oh god, I am gonna get myself stabbed someday.
If any of my readers are Mexican midgets, know that this is just fiction. I actually think every Mexican midget I have met/imagined is a cool person and we would end up going for coffee or ice cream or something if you were not an internet person.
So there you go. Remember, I'm not a racist/sizeist? I manage to be a dick in many other ways.
